Body Cleansing At Home
We’ve all been putting toxins into our bodies for years, even if we don’t know it. Just being alive after the Industrial Revolution puts us all at risk for unnecessary toxins, weird chemical by-products, and various and sundry unnatural, ultimately harmful, materials into our bodies. While it’s true that none of these are in theory) at absolutely poisonous levels, it’s still been recommended that adults go through some sort of body cleansing diet plan once per year.
Part of the rationalization behind getting detox– one of the central arguments you’ll hear on health and fitness websites, on day-time talk shows, maybe even at the YMCA when you’re taking your kid to a swim class or something– is that these people want to be able to live longer. I don’t know whether that’s really a good thing. This is an over-populated country as it is, and in a certain sense it’s rather selfish for any of us to want to live longer.
Failure to do so will rob those Millenials of their parents. And by “their parents,” my friends, I mean us. Our last-ditch efforts to hold onto the ripple-effects of the sixties and seventies (since we were born in the seventies and eighties) is resulting in higher obesity rates and dramatic increases in health problems like heart disease, lung conditions, hypertension, and diabetes. And the last time I checked, none of us were getting any younger.
That’s absolutely counter-productive to your children’s futures. You should know better.
So while my children’s generation, through the reflection of our generation’s example, are probably safe, it’s us– those of us who are, now, building our families and starting our lives in earnest, who’ve squeezed out the last few drops of hedonism from this ever-increasingly pure society so that those kids could survive without having to, like us, find a body cleansing diet plan to follow at least once per year.
